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Q How many line dance instructors does from Flashcomment Dance jokes Jokes
Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
Q Whats the difference between a line from Flashcomment Dance jokes Jokes
Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
What do cows like to line dance from Flashcomment Dance jokes Jokes
What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !
What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !
What do cars do at the discoBrake from Flashcomment Dance jokes Jokes
What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.
What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.
My dance partner dumped me for my from Flashcomment Dance jokes Jokes
My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't know, I never met him.
My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't know, I never met him.
Q What do tired line dancers doA from Flashcomment Dance jokes Jokes
Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down :-)
Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down :-)
Which dance will a chicken not do from Flashcomment Dance jokes Jokes
Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !
Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !
What is a ducks favorite dance The from Flashcomment Dance jokes Jokes
What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !
What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !
What is a frogs favorite dance The from Flashcomment Dance jokes Jokes
What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.
What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.
There was a dance teacher who talked from Flashcomment Dance jokes Jokes
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."
Q What do you call a line from Flashcomment Dance jokes Jokes
Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean "Liner"
Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean "Liner"
These two friends are about to go from Flashcomment Dance jokes Jokes
These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap.'' They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, ''Would I?''
These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap.'' They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, ''Would I?''
Why did the two knives go to from Flashcomment Dance jokes Jokes
Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!
Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!
Whats a vampires favorite dance The Vaults from Flashcomment Dance jokes Jokes
What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Vaults.
What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Vaults.
What do baby swans dance to Cygneturetunes from Flashcomment Dance jokes Jokes
What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !
What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !
Why dont dogs make good dancers Because from Flashcomment Dance jokes Jokes
Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !
Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !
Which dances do the burgers do bestThe from Flashcomment Dance jokes Jokes
Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!
Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!
An avid line dancing couple go to from Flashcomment Dance jokes Jokes
An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting that maybe he write it down. He says "I don't need to write it down" She says "Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better write it down" "I don"t need to write it down" He says and walks off in a huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon and eggs. "I told you to write it down" she says, "You forgot my toast".
An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting that maybe he write it down. He says "I don't need to write it down" She says "Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better write it down" "I don"t need to write it down" He says and walks off in a huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon and eggs. "I told you to write it down" she says, "You forgot my toast".
How do you see that a linedancer from Flashcomment Dance jokes Jokes
How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Q What is good for your soul from Flashcomment Dance jokes Jokes
Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!
Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!
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